Failed Pornography Careers

Looking For Soul Food & A Place To Eat

Jeffy Deez Diner Ended Racism By Being The First Restaurant To Serve Blacks

Sugar Plum Fairy

Came & Hit The Streets

Heroin, Acid, Meth, Shrooms, Miscellaneous

 I Met A Schizophrenic Lady Named Tanya Who Was Not Your Typical Psychiatric Geriatric... She Thought I Was Her Daughter Christina & Kept Hugging Me & Saying, "I Love You." I Went Along With It...She Seemed To Love Me More Than My Actual Mom.... She Kept Yelling "I Have A Snake In My Vagina." I Spent A Day With Her At A Holding Unit...We Watched TV & She Thought They Were Airing Live Footage Of Her Son Being Decapitated...She Also Believed The Hospital Staff Was Conspiring To Kill Her & Continuously Requested For The Doctors To Remove The Snake In Her Vagina & Was Furious That They Wouldn't......

Embarrassment

I PUT THE BAR IN EMBARRASSMENT WHEN I POP A HANDLEBAR I PUT THE ASS IN EMBARRASSMENT EVERYDAY I PUT THE MEANT IN EMBARRASSMENT CAUSE I MEAN EVERY DUMB THING I FUCKING SAY I PUT THE E MINOR IN EMBARRASSMENT ALL THOSE NUDES I FORGOT I SENT GOD I CANT REPENT THERE'S A DENT IN MY BRAIN QUICK!!!! GET ME A PAIN PILL SO I CAN DEAL WITH ALL THIS EMBARRASSMENT I FEEL!!! I'M ABASHED! PLEASE! SOMEONE! BASH MY HEAD IN! I'M SLIGHTLY HUMILIATED BY ALL THE DRUNK SEX I'VE PARTICIPATED IN....  GRACE? LOVE? INNER-BEAUTY? I GUESS IT IT PRETTY BEAUTIFUL WHEN HE IS IN ME....WHEN THE SYRINGE IS IN ME

A Poem For Faith

I Was An Atheist 'Till I Saw Her....
Oh Shit I Still Am One....
Currently The Only Thing I Have Faith In
Is My Lesbian Tendencies & Suicidal Ones.....
Faith Is So Gorgeous....
With Her Teased Feathered Amber Hair...
& Perfect Eyebrows...
& Soft Fair Skin.....
Even Her Sadness Is Beautiful....
With Her Long Dainty Cut Up Legs...
She's A Psychiatric Princess...
She Gives Me The Jitters
Cause She The Sexiest Of All The Wrist-Slitters
I Love Her....

I Was A Hospital Hottie

Quotes

-I Take Lithium Cause I'm A Bisexual Polar Bear

-I Used My Therapist Tits As Stress Balls & Now I'm In Legal Trouble

-You Got To Know Your Audience.....Mine Is Anyone Stuck Listening

-I Feel A Great Sense Of Belonging At The Psych Ward

-Where Can I Buy A Nice Cozy Tempurpedic Deathbed On A Strippers' Salary?

-Let's Get The Old Gang Bang Back Together...

-Do You Like Seafood!? Good! Cause I Got Crabs!!!

-Does My Bulimia Make You Nervosa? Take A Xanax...

-Why Did I Get Fired For Nodding On The Toilet At Work?! It's Called A Rest Room!!!

-Silent But Deadly Farts Have Social Anxiety.... That's Why They're So Quiet.....

-I Am A Serious Writer... Of Erotic Fan-Fiction, Suicide Notes, & Grocery List That Read Vodka & Potatoes Chips

-I'm So Excited & I Just Can't Hide It... Seriously Someone Help.... Get Me Some Tape

-The Only Thing More Useless Than You Is Non-Alcoholic Beer...

-There's No Such Thing As A Tough Pill To Swallow... I Love Pills

-My Chronic Depression Isn't Just A Passing Case Of The Blues....It's A Case Of The Reggae's

-I Do, Do Drugs.... I Shit You Not

-I Honestly Need To Get Better At Lying

-An Orgasm A Day Keeps The Doctor Away....

-Workaholics Anonymous.... It Works If You Don't Work It....

-Ask A Queer What An 8-Ball Is & He'll Tell You It's 4
Guys.....

-She Said I Came On Too Strong... That Must Mean She Thinks I'm A Sexy Muscle Man....That's The Only Thing It Could Mean....

-When Nappy Hair Turns A Chick On....It'S Called An Afro-Disiac

-Codeine Makes A Great Pancake Syrup....You're Welcome

-I Quote Myself

I Must Have Been On My Period

Even My Imaginary Friends Hate Me....That's How Much I Suck, Why Does My Therapist Say I Have "Abandonment Issues", When The MotherFucking Truth Is That Everything I Love Leaves...Even My Alcohol & Pills Leave Me... I Let Them In My Mouth & Then They Are Gone.... Just Like Men... I'm Stuck Alone...SOBER, SOMBER, SAD, & SUICIDALLY SLUTTY.... I My Therapist Keeps A File In Her Desk Documenting All Of My Personal Failures & Mental Defects...... I'm Not A Pinto Bean.... I'm Not Even A Fucking Black-Eye Pea.... I'm The Worst Food Of All

A MENTAL LINTEL

I'm Repulsive Check My Pulse I May Have Overdosed

I'm an alcoholic in love with a bartender.....

GIRL

Shadow People

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Fuck Cops

FUCK THE COPS IT'S BEEN SAID A BILLION TIMES BUT HASN'T BEEN SAID ENOUGH FUCK COPS RIGHT UP THEIR TUGHT SMELLY PUCKERED ASSHOLES WITH SPIKED DILDOS THEY ARE JUST GAY SADOMASOCHIST WITH THEIR CUFFS CLUBS & S & M UNIFORMS DON'T JUST FUCK THEM RAPE & KILL THEM TEACH EM A LESSON FOR LOCKING ME UP & STEALING MY METH & HEROIN THAT I EARNED FROM AN HONEST HARD DAYS WORK SUCKING COCK AT THE TRUCK STOP TILL MY JAW FELT LIKE IT WAS GONNA FALL OFF FUCK COPS!!!

Blondie Depp Again

IF ONLY MY WEIGHT WAS AS LOW AS MY IQ FUCK YOU MAN YOU DIDNT JUST LEAD ME ON YOU LED ME TO KILL MYSELF YOU SHOWED ME LOVE YOU SHOWED ME BEAUTY & TOOK IT AWAY LIKE IT'S SOME KINDA TOY & I'M A CHILD WHO'S IN TROUBLE FOR DRAWING ON THE WALL MY GHOST IS WRITING THIS  CAUSE ILL NEED YOU FOREVER I MISS YOU COME BACK IF YOU DONT COME BACK IM GOING TO TRAP YOUR SOUL IN MY WITCHES JAR & TAKE YOU OUT ONLY AT NIGHT WHEN IM LONELY LUSTING & LONGING FOR A MAN IF I WASNT SO DAMN HIGH YOUR LACK OF RESPONSE WOULD'VE MADE ME CRY!!!

Food

-Um Put Your Sausage In My Beans

-Ramen Is Wet Hot Moist & Salty If You Know What I'm Saying!

Do You Fajita A Condom?

-Keep Grinding That Pepper. Grind It Real Hard.

-Look At You Spicing Things Up!

-Oh Yeah Squirt Your Hot Sauce All Over My Face!

Smart Ass

-meningitis, bronchitis, gingivitus,hepatitis, my aunt Idis says I'm Da Illest!

-I like some Jewish boys but it's not a requirement. I just like a select few. I call those jewjsh guys...The chosen ones.

-Stop Playing With My Emotions & start playing with my pussy.

-My life was empty & I was going nowhere. I had no purpose I was a nihlist. Then things turned around. When I got myself some all-purpose lemon pledge.

-Hello darkness my only black friend Ive come to talk with you again.

-I can't get your dick up but I can get my food up & that's what really counts in life.

Regrets & Percocets

I Didn't Feel Like Writing A Poem...I Was Too Sad? Just Go Away! Don't Look At Me!!?? You'll Get Eye Cancer If You Stare To Long! RUN!

Blondie Depp

Blonde Johnny Depp He's So Perfect He Doesn't Even Know He's Perfect Which Makes Him Even More Perfect Peroxide To Hide The Darkness Inside Have I Died? Have I Died? & Gone To Heaven! He's Too Good For Me! & Too Far Away!! But Id I'd Go All The Way To Florida To Go All The Way With Him!!