Dear Suzie

Dearest,

Suzie. I Broke Into Your House & Roofied You & Fucked You While You Were Passed Out Because You Said In Your Diary You Were Lonely For A Man & You Just Want Someone To Make You Laugh & Smile Here's A Joke: Knock Knock Who's There? Yo Dead Mamma! LOL XOXOX You Also Said You Were Ready To Have Babies So I Replaced Your Birth Control With Pink Xanaxes A Week A Go Sorry About The Whole Losing Your Job As A Janitor At The Strip Club Cause You Passed Out On A Semen Covered Urinal Suzie I Also Drank All Your Beer To Save You From Yourself Cause I Think You Have A Serious Problem With Alcohol Those Pecan Pies You Took Hours To Make Were The Shit I Ate All 15 Of Them Cause You're Getting Fat & I Didn't Clean Up The Puke Cause You Could Use Some Exercise Cleaning My Barf Trail From The Kitchen To The Top Of Your Stairs I Did However Take The Liberty Of Burning Your 100 Year Old Quilt Passed Down From Generation To Generation Cause I'm A Gentleman & I Also Threw Up On It Anyways Suzie I Just Wanted You To Know That I Love You Happy Martin Luther King Jr. Day Babe

SINCERLY,

CRYSTAL JANE BETHBETH

The Ronsequences Of Art

Art Is A Lot Like Driving The More Drugs & Alcohol The Better You Are At It

If Ron Jeremy Goes On Another Crack Cocaine Binge & Buys A Pet Giraffe He Will Have To Pay The Ronsequences Of His Wrong Doing

Motley Jew

Did You Know The Song Too Fast For Love Is About Premature Ejaculation?

Pimp Washington

My name's George Washington I Cannot Tell A Lie Don't Ask Me Why
I be crossing them
Slave bitches with my cherry tree  I'm horny as can be

I Died

I Am A Dead Body I Am Always Cold That's Why I'll Get In Bed With Anybody Who Will Have Me To Try & Warm Up To Try & Feel Less Alone It's Lonely Being A Corpse I Used To Have A Heart But Now I'm Just A Crude Parody Of The Girl I Used To Be & I've Been Having Nightmares  About Lesbian Hookers Infecting Me With Aids & I Just Don't Know Anymore

Musician Poem

Hows It Goin' Leonard Cohen

You Working The Night Shift Patti Smith

How You Feeling Bob Dylan

When Will We Meet Again Zac Pennington

You Sure Are Gnarley Bob Marley


You Owe Me A Snapple Fionna Apple

Kanye West Be Making A Big Spectacle Cause He Only Got One Testicle

Paul McCartney Smells Like Wall
Mart Tea

Necrophiliac EP

https://www.reverbnation.com/crystaljanebeth9?profile_view_source=profile_box

Pix

Hot New Club La Nasty Dick

Jeffry Dahmer & Norman Bates Walk Into A Black Gay Bar Called La Nasty Dick

Jeffrey Dahmer Orders A Cocktail & Says "I Like My Rum Like I Like My Men Cold, Dark, & Fruity"

He Turns To Norman Bates & Ask "Do You Come Here Often?"

Norman Bates Replies "No I NORMA-lly Don't. I'm Heterosexual"

Jeffrey Dahmer Says, "Heterosexual? More Like Hetero-Digestible I Could Just Eat You Up Cutie. It's Been Years Since I Had Hot Lean White Meat In A Snack."

Norman Bates Goes, "Hell No You Ain't Gonna Fry My Juicy Bits Bitch!"

Then Jeffrey Dahmer Says, "You Misheard Me. I Said In The Sack! I Wanna Bang You Like A Gong! I Want You To Be My Sexy Little Normandy Bomb! I Want You To Make My Dick Explode With Pleasure!"

Norman Bates Was Pissed So He Pulled Out A Shiv & Yelled, "Back The Fuck Up, It's Like My Momma Norma Always Say Norman Will Shank A Nigger If He's Gots-Ta!"

Jeffrey Dahmer Says, "Whatevs You Creepy Motherfucker You Must Be Psycho Or Some Shit? I Ain't Scared, You're Just A God Damned Pussy Mommas Boy! Wtf Was Your Name Again Punk!? Mormon Masturbates! GTFO!!!!"

Then The Bartender Interrupts & Ask For Them To Pay

Norman Bates Is All Like, "Fuck Man! This Is Gonna Cost Me An Arm & A Leg! My Mom Said I Could Have One Big Boy Drink But I Had To Buy Her Lube & New Batteries For Her Dildo With The Rest Of The Money!"

Jeffrey Dahmer Pulls A Black Arm & Leg Out Of His Tote Bag & Tips The Bartender With A Big Black Cock.

Norman Bates Says, "Thanks Man I Owe You! Feel Free To Come Over Anytime & But Fuck Me Bro!"

FIN

Danger Zone

SEXUAL DAHMER-NATION

Dahmer-Nation: Is When You Sexually Dominate Someone By Killing Them & Fucking Their Dead Body

MY NAMES FRESH JEFFY D BUT YOU CAN CALL ME DAHMER CAUSE MY RHYMES GO HARDER THAN THE UNI BOMBERS WHEN IM HORNY WANTING HEAD I DECAPITATE EM ANALLY MASTERBATE  EM I DO MY MEN WELL THEY BE WELL DONE CANT WAIT TO SINK MY TEETH INTO THEIR THICK BUNS JUICY BLACK MAN-WHICH HOWS A HUNGRY BOY TO RESIST IM HUNGRY LIKE THE WOLF DURAN DURAN CRACK OPEN ANOTHER CAN OF MILLER CHAMPAGNE OF BEERS TO WASH DOWN SEXY SALTY BLACK QUEERS GONNA EAT ME ONE ON THE WAY TO MY DADS HOUSE ON THE SUBWAY IM JUST A NECROPHILIAC GAY PEACE OUT NIGGANIGGA

HAVE AN AFFAIR WITH A MERMAID

Q. What do you call a mermaid housekeeper?
A.A mer-MAID

Q.What kinda men eat mermaids out when they are on their periods?
A.Sharks

Q.How did Maria Dariah The Mermaid Make A Margarita While Bartending At The #1 gay bar in the Pacific ocean?
A.She Mermaid It?

Outer Space

Angel Dust Abandonment

Angel Dust Abandonment Lonely Lone Wolf Guzzling Lone Star Beer Heating Up A Stolen Can Of Stolen 70¢ Chili Outside A Chili's Cause He's Too Poor To Eat At Chili's & He Tried To Get A Job At Chili's But They Don't Like Hobos & All The Neighborhood Kids Give Him Wet-Willies & His Momma Said He Looked Like Willy Nelson Before She Died Of Syphilis Her Name Was Philis Phillips He's Just One Of The Forlorn Pill-Billies Stoned Again With The Dr.Phill Sillies Feeling Feelings Felt It When You Felt Me Up Sexual Violation No Translation Anorexic Transgender No Trans-Fat Transcending The Pain Tweedle-Dee Tweedle-Dum I Need A Needle & Some Heroin Selfish Mother Allergic To Shell-Fish Shoving Me In A Psych-Ward Which Is Were I Wrote This Cause I Was Very Bored

LITTLE TRAP HOUSES

https://www.reverbnation.com/crystaljanebeth9/song/25725546-little-trap-houses
My 1st single

Sherm-A-Fry

https://www.reverbnation.com/thegenerictribe

My Other Personality Singing

-Based On A True StoryStory