I'm Not Joking I'm Dead Fucking Serious

-Jeffrey Dahmers Not Crazy He's Just Cuckoo For Cocoa Puffs

-But Is God A Christian?

-You Know How We Can End World Hunger? By Eating My Shit!

-Girl Are You From Illinois? Cause Holy Shit Your Tittys Keep Making Lots Of Noise!

-If A Banana Is A Dick, Is A Banana Peel A Condom?

-I Asked Jeffrey Dahmer To Rollerskate. He Brought Me A Dead Prostitue Rolled Up In Carpet & Said "Why You Mad? You Told Me To Roll A Skank!"

-How Did A Stripper Become Our 1st Female President? We Liked Her On The Poles.

-Jake Was Up Against An Asian Kid During A Chest Tournament. His Name Was Mi Meeyt. Jake Won & Was So Excited From Beating That Heart-Ass Dick He Told His Mom "I Beat MI MEEYT!" "I Beat MI MEEYT!"

-My Big Hairy Abogado Is Gonna Use The Insanity Plea To Get Me Out Of The Mental Hospital

Nihlist

The Only Point Is The One On My Knife MotherFucker I'm A Nihlist Ain't Nothing Worth While I'm Pissed Life's A Shit Pile You Get The Gist I'm A Nihlist Shy & Always Dissed When I Die I Won't Be Missed

BITCH!

Bitch You Are Tin & I Am Still I'm Gonna Pop Yo Ass Like A Pill Blow You Up Like I'm A Navy Seal Bitch I Am For Real Diz About To Be Your Last Meal Lucille Cause I'm Gonna Kill You I Ain't Playing Like I'm Frisbee MotherFucker I Ain't A BlowPop Ain't No Sucker So Pucker Up Butter Cup You Know What's Up? Your Brains On The Ceiling Cause You're The Bitch IMA Be Killing Bitch You Bitched Face Bitchy Ass Bitch

GLAM-BEDDA-SPLEEN

MY NAMES GLAM-BEDDA SPLEEN I BE SMOKIN' AMPHETAMINE SWEET SIXTEEN RIDE DAT BITCH HARDER THAN THA SYBIAN MACHINE KNOCK ER OUT WITH CODEINE I BE SIPPIN' LEAN MY DICKS BIGGER THAN JAMES DEANDEAN

Rehab

I'm going to rehab. I'm sure all 0 of my fans will miss me. I'll be back eventually thou lovelove
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I Love You