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-Girl Are You From Illinois? Cause Holy Shit Your Tittys Keep Making Lots Of Noise!
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-I Asked Jeffrey Dahmer To Rollerskate. He Brought Me A Dead Prostitue Rolled Up In Carpet & Said "Why You Mad? You Told Me To Roll A Skank!"
-How Did A Stripper Become Our 1st Female President? We Liked Her On The Poles.
-Jake Was Up Against An Asian Kid During A Chest Tournament. His Name Was Mi Meeyt. Jake Won & Was So Excited From Beating That Heart-Ass Dick He Told His Mom "I Beat MI MEEYT!" "I Beat MI MEEYT!"
-My Big Hairy Abogado Is Gonna Use The Insanity Plea To Get Me Out Of The Mental Hospital
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