Sandra's Story

Sandra Was The Mortician Of The Stars, Models, & Hollywoodlums Sandra's Job Was To Preserve The Cadaver, Re-animate It, & Install Heat/Insulation Unless The Client Wanted Stink & Coldness, Some Clients Like That Then Sandra Uses A Robotic Chip Programmed With Lines To Fulfill The Client's Fantasy Sandra's Personal Motto Is The Clients Always Right When Taylor Swift Died Her Phones Rang Off The Hooks Sandra Had To Clean & Re-Program That Cadaver More Times Than She Can Count In The Year 2045 Sandra Does This Legally In The State Of California Thanks To The Brave Souls Who Fought Hard For Necrophile Rights Sandra Has Two Chickens & A Daughter & Loves Her Career